fartgallery:

cause of death: tried to organize an activity with more than 2 friends at once past the age of 25

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hateandwaronplanetearth:

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

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saddamhusseinbignaturals:

fascism is when bad people do bad things and what constitutes “bad”, well heh that’s completely up to me

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yimra:

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lesbian-lizards:

brensey:

manhattanrf:

andwhimsicality:

Men are literally never asked to be inclusive when talking about themselves. When was the last time you saw someone say mxn or men* to make sure everyone felt included in that term… Never

Originally posted by itadakimasu-letmeeat

And I’ve NEVER seen men or health care workers specializing in male issues (like testicular/prostate cancer, sperm donation, etc) be forced to use silly, degrading, unscientific language to describe male bodies. You will never see a medical conference force doctors to, say, call penises “front sticks” or sperm “baby juice” (and threaten to expel them if refuse to use such childish, unscientific terms).

Meanwhile, multiple hospitals and midwife/doula training programs are kicking people out if they refuse to change their language to call vaginas “front holes” or say breast feeding is “chest feeding”. And they’re doing this despite the fact that using silly kindergarten euphemisms only makes it harder for the patient and nurse/doctor to communicate (which is a problem if complications occur).

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boopsloop808:

zagreus:

cackling at this, can NOT believe it’s a real, actual quote. it reads so much like one of those clickhole pieces

So glad just about everything everything was named before funko pop owners became scientists otherwise we’d be looking up at the night sky pointing at the Yoda constellation

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dailyquests:

• Escort a Dumbass through the Instant Death Lands (Mission will fail if target dies).

fluffy-critter:

psychotic-gerard:

moment of silence for everyone who relied on AI chat bots for research when it’s going around saying shit like this.

[image description: search that reads “country in africa that starts with K”. the featured snipped is from www.emergentmind.com and reads “While there are 54 recognized countries in Africa, none of them begin with the letter “K”. The closest is Kenya, which starts with a “K” sound, but is actually spelled with a “K” sound. It’s always interesting to learn new trivia facts like this.” /end ID]

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ampervadasz:

I kill you

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garmonbozean:

Being forced to say “ I was joking” is an extremely painful violation for me and I hold intense grudges against those who put me in that position

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